Chicken Farmer, It Is!

I'm going to become a chicken farmer...so I can work with chickens, become a complete vegetarian and have my own veggie garden to eat from. Cheap! Cheap! I made this decision, half-assed or not, while I looked at my bank balance and discovered that I had, indeed, already received my pay check for the next two weeks. Bloody hell I say! BLOODY HELL! If I knew how to make the words fly off the screen and spit blood onto the faces of those that may read this, just so they could get a clear understanding of how I felt exactly, I would. But, alas, I do not know such ways, so I must settle for the capital letter. It just doesn't seem to be enough. I remember when things and times used to be so much easier. So much cheaper. So much more accessible to my yearning hands. And then I remember that those were the times when I was not considered an adult. When I lived under my parents roof and they paid for my stuff. When I had a job and all the money I made went into MY pocket. There was no such business as rent or hydro or insurance, or maybe there was, but Lord knows I never paid for it. Now, believe me, I'm paying for it through the tits. Well, not literally, but you understand. It may just come to that, now that I think of it. Naw, I like the chicken farmer idea much, much better. Of course they would have to be the type of chickens that laid eggs. Then I could at least be an...what's the name again? The type of vegetarian that can eat eggs? I could be one of those. Of course, in order for me to actually become a real-live chicken farmer, I would first need a farm. I'd probably also need some chickens and some feed for them to eat. Hmmm, that adds up to a lot of money I already don't have. Maybe the government would give me a grant or something to start my own farm. I would have to take time off of my current job to look at farm property. It might be a good idea for me to check out a functioning chicken farm right now, so I know what I would be getting myself into. This is looking like shit load of work! Maybe I'll think this one over a little more before I commit. And please, stay away from KFC.