Chocolate-on-a-Stick

I've been thinking. Well, I'm always thinking, but today I've been thinking mostly about my bed and how I want to be in it and how I want there to be a stick of chocolate above my head, waiting for me when I wake up. I've spent a good part of this day trying to figure out how I would go about creating my chocolate-on-a-stick. How I would go about attaching that chocolate stick to my rod-iron bed frame. How I could have it dangling perfectly above my sleeping face and not smearing across my pillow cases. Of course it would be easier to just leave a piece of yummy chocolate on my bed side table, but really, where's the fun in that? Besides, that would require me to actually move from my comfortable position within my bed. This whole plan is to go into action specifically so I don't have to move at all, and still eat the chocolate. I figure if I get a stick long enough, say around 18 inches, and duct tape the hell out of it, it should stay in place for at least a couple of days. I would then need a sturdy piece of yarn, but not too strong as to saw through the chocolate. I guess I could tie the yarn on to the chocolate, but I can see the mess now, and it is not appealing. Hmm, it would appear I have come across a snag in my plan. Getting the chocolate, wrapperless, attached to the yarn, without melting and making a poop-like mess. Looks like this will take another work-related day to figure out the next step.