Get A Grip

I was at the laundromat today. Standing next to a couple of older ladies, I noticed neither one of them was wearing a wedding ring. Well, that's a lie really. One of them definitely did not have a ring, but the other one, I couldn't really get a good look at her hand without straining myself, so I opted not to. For a brief instant, a sheer panic came across me and I thought I may end up alone for the rest of my life. Me. Alone. For the rest of my life. Insane.